# agentsite-static-version=522e13c3-fe97-4574-b613-ad5d23155fac # dudewipes.com > AI-optimized mirror of dudewipes.com containing 250 pages totalling 272,315 words of clean markdown content, structured data, and semantic HTML. Original source: https://dudewipes.com. Last updated: 2026-10-05T20:50:21.206Z. Each page is available as HTML (with JSON-LD structured data) and Markdown (text-only, ideal for LLMs and RAG). ## Homepage - [DUDE Wipes](/content/site-root.html): BILLIONS OF BUTTS WIPED: We make flushable wipes—billions of 'em—assembled right here in the USA. We started this hole revolution against toilet paper from our apartment and now wipe over 1 billion butts every year. So join us. You'll have never felt so fresh after that morning coffee (385 words) ## Articles & Blog Posts - [Listen to Howard Stern Talk DUDE Wipes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/listen-to-howard-stern-talk-dude-wipes/index.html): No Howard Stern fans, your ears were not deceiving you. That really was the King of All Media doing an ad read for DUDE Wipes on his Sirius XM Radio show. (608 words) - [How Does a Bidet Work?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-does-a-bidet-work/index.html): Take our speedy, NSFW crash course: bidets work because they aim a clean stream of water right at your bunghole. Sound good? Click here to read more. (1,566 words) - [DUDE Wipes Back Behind Tyron Woodley in Bout Against Jake Paul](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-back-behind-tyron-woodley-in-bout-against-jake-paul.html): Way back in 2014 DUDE Wipes partnered with Tyron Woodley for UFC 174, and adding "DUDE Wipes" to the back of his trunks for the fight, and well, it worked out pretty well: @DudeWipes mission complete. #3 worldwide trend. @TWooodley pic.twitter.com/cipT0iuxoK — UFC (@ufc) June 15, 2014 In fact, it worked out so well tha (847 words) - [DUDE Wipes 'Take It to the Hole Challenge' Swinging Through 2021 Barst](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-barstool-classic/index.html): DUDE Wipes have once again partnered with the Barstool Classic in 2021 with the 'DUDE Wipes Take It to the Hole Challenge.' At each course Barstool Classic golfers will have the chance to win cash and prizes for getting closest to the pin at selected par 3 holes. (748 words) - [Baking Soda for Constipation: Miracle or Myth?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/baking-soda-for-constipation/index.html): Home remedy gurus tout baking soda as an easy way to unclog your gut. But is there any merit to this hack? And what exactly are you supposed to do? (1,393 words) - [Meet Team DUDE-SA: Wes Kitts (Weightlifting)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-sa-wes-kitts-weightlifting/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics.  View this post on Instagram A post shared by Wes Kitts (@weskitts22) Wes is p (677 words) - [Meet Team DUDE-SA: Brady Ellison (Archery)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-sa-brady-ellison-archery/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics.  View this post on Instagram A post shared by Brady Ellison (@bradyellison) Br (746 words) - [5 Causes of Burning Diarrhea (and How to Cool Down Your Deuces)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/burning-diarrhea/index.html): If you’re reading this, chances are you’re battling a pain reminiscent of lava flowing from your rectum. Diarrhea on its own is horrific enough—so is the dreaded spicy butt. But when those two problems merge, it can leave you crouched on the toilet begging for sweet mercy. Burning diarrhea can throw you off your game. (1,328 words) - [DUDE Wipes Made Its 2021 Return to NASCAR in Miami](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-made-its-2021-return-to-nascar-in-miami/index.html): This past weekend DUDE Wipes returned to NASCAR, sponsoring the #32 Ford driven by Anthony Alfredo for the Dixie Vodka 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway. (774 words) - [Itchy Armpits? Here are 7 Common Causes (and How to Stop Them).](/content/blogs/dude-blog/why-do-my-armpits-itch/index.html): Coming up, we’ll cover the top reasons why your armpits itch and how to get relief so you can stop scratching yourself like a psychopath. (1,273 words) - [DUDE Wipes Pass INDA's Latest Flushability Tests](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-flushable-wipes-are-safe-for-your-septic-tank.html): Yes, DUDE Wipes are flushable, pursuant to INDA's latest guidelines. DUDE Wipes are made of short, plant-based fibers that are designed to dissolve in water, similar to toilet paper. These are strong and absorbent during use, but begin to break down when flushed. (1,271 words) - [6 Reasons Your Butt Stinks (and What to Do About Them)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/butt-odor/index.html): Poor wiping habits are the primary culprit for a stinky butt. Let’s look at six possible reasons why your butt smells, and what you can do to eliminate that anal aroma. (1,389 words) - [Meet Team DUDE-S-A: Thomas Jaeschke (Volleyball)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-s-a-thomas-jaeschke-volleyball/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics. (901 words) - [Overnight Colon Cleanses: 5 Ways to Flush Your Gut](/content/blogs/dude-blog/overnight-colon-cleanse/index.html): An overnight colon cleanse refers to natural ingredients that you drink to trigger a bowel movement—or in this case, multiple bowel movements. (1,324 words) - [Got Floating Poop? Here Are 5 Reasons Why It Happens](/content/blogs/dude-blog/floating-poop/index.html): You’re probably used to your poo sinking to the bottom of your toilet bowl. But now it’s floating like a foul-smelling log. What gives? An occasional floating stool usually isn’t a serious problem. But if all of your bowel movements are floaters, it could be a symptom of a digestive health issue. (1,325 words) - [Meet Team DUDE-SA: Nick Bruce (BMX)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-sa-nick-bruce-bmx/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics.  View this post on Instagram A post shared by Nick Bruce (@nick_bruce) Nick wi (711 words) - [Can Shower Wipes Actually Replace a Shower?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/shower-wipes/index.html): Unlike baby wipes or face wipes, shower wipes are big enough to clean your whole body in a single-use. Bathing wipes are also extra thick. They feel more like a washcloth than a standard wet wipe, so they’re durable enough for a full-body cleanup without falling apart or drying out. (1,359 words) - [Do Girls Poop?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/do-girls-poop/index.html): Do you want the long answer or the short one? We’ll give you the TL;DR first: yes, of course, girls poop. Since they have the same number of chromosomes and basically the same digestive system as guys, male and female humans experience the same bowel movements. So, if you count pooping among your bodily functions, you (1,473 words) - [15 Toilet Paper Alternatives, Ranked from Best to Worst](/content/blogs/dude-blog/toilet-paper-alternatives/index.html): Bidets are by far the best toilet paper alternative, both from a hygiene and environmental standpoint. The next best option is a flushable wipe, specifically a DUDE Wipe, since it's extra large and septic-safe. (1,758 words) - [How to Fight Colorectal Cancer During National Minority Health Month](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-fight-colorectal-cancer-during-national-minority-health-month.html): April is National Minority Health Month—a time to raise awareness and remove obstacles to affordable, quality healthcare among minority populations, including, but not limited to, African Americans, Native Americans, Latinx, Alaskan Natives, and Asian Americans. (1,256 words) - [Why You Get Constipated When You Travel (and How to Unclog Yourself)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/travel-constipation/index.html): You might be pumped for your upcoming trip, but there’s a looming threat that can literally cramp your good vibes: travel constipation. If you can’t go number two when you travel, you’re not alone. Up to 40% of people have trouble pooping when they’re away from home. Even if you don’t have the urge to poop, delaying de (1,374 words) - [Can Studying Your Poop Save Your Life?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/can-studying-your-poop-save-your-life/index.html): Colorectal cancer is one of the biggest threats to a dude’s health, affecting 1 in 23 men. The good news is this disease is largely preventable and treatable— with early detection. Getting a colonoscopy and studying your family history are two great ways to prevent colorectal cancer. (1,294 words) - [Tales From the Road: 1-on-1 with Gerald “G-Man” Swindle](/content/blogs/dude-blog/gerald-swindle/index.html): Check out our no holds barred interview with the Tom Brady of bass fishing, Gerald "G-Man" Swindle. We caught up with him to get the low-down on his most epic shit-uations, road trip essentials, and how he’s using his story to inspire people all around the world during tough times. (1,832 words) - [Meet Team DUDE-SA: Perry Baker (Rugby)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-sa-perry-baker-rugby/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Perry Baker (@pbake11) Perry curr (763 words) - [Boxer Briefs vs. Boxer Shorts? Who Ya Got?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/boxers-vs-briefs/index.html): German playwright and poet Bertolt Brecht once brilliantly stated, "From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first." Mind-blowingly, some still choose tighty-whities or the daring commando. Today, real G's wear boxers. The primary difference between boxer briefs and boxer shorts is the fit. Briefs are tight again (1,438 words) - [The Survival Guide for Pooping at Work Again](/content/blogs/dude-blog/pooping-at-work/index.html): Don’t let anybody poop-shame you. Taking a dump at the office is one of your rights as a working American (one that your employer is legally required to tolerate) and you should exercise that freedom whenever you feel the urge. (1,598 words) - [Genes and Screens: How Studying Your Family History Can Prevent Colore](/content/blogs/dude-blog/family-history-colorectal-cancer/index.html): The bad news is colorectal cancer is common, affecting about 1 in 23 men. The good news is you can reduce your risk big time with screening and other precautionary measures—that’s where studying up on your family history comes in. (1,123 words) - [MEET TEAM DUDE-S-A: Vincent Hancock Wins Gold!](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meet-team-dude-s-a-vincent-hancock-wins-gold/index.html): The Tokyo Olympics are here and DUDE is supporting a team of elite US athletes to wipe the competition clean and go for the gold. Learn more about each of these amazing athletes and where you can watch them perform during the Tokyo Olympics. View this post on Instagram A post shared by DUDE (@dudewipes) Earlier today V (751 words) - [Here’s How Tom Hanks' Son Blew Up the Internet with "White Boy Summer"](/content/blogs/dude-blog/white-boy-summer/index.html): On March 26, Chet Hanks ignited a social media firestorm with three words: White Boy Summer. Hanks, the 30-year-old son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, is no stranger to controversy. And while this meme-worthy declaration may be unimaginative or insensitive, there’s more nuance to Hanks’ definition than meets the eye. (1,468 words) - [Got Hemorrhoids? Try Wiping with Witch Hazel](/content/blogs/dude-blog/witch-hazel-for-hemorrhoids/index.html): Drug stores are teeming with hemorrhoid treatments, but it turns out one of the most popular remedies comes from a flowering shrub: witch hazel. (1,458 words) - [How Often Should You Wash Your Face?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-often-should-you-wash-your-face/index.html): For a sparkling fresh visage, how often does a dude need to wash his face? Well, just like your face, this is unique to you. Here's what you need to know. (1,567 words) - [Introducing DUDE Nation’s Newest Partner: Fight Colorectal Cancer](/content/blogs/dude-blog/fight-colorectal-cancer/index.html): Fight CRC has dedicated countless hours to raising awareness about colorectal cancer, but there’s still a lot of work to be done. So, we DUDE'S are doing our part to help close the knowledge gap. (1,044 words) - [The ‘Stonks’ Meme Is Idiotic and Brilliant at the Same Time](/content/blogs/dude-blog/stonks-meme/index.html): “Stonks” originated June 5, 2017 when the Facebook page Special Meme Fresh posted a pic featuring their signature character “Meme Man” standing in front of a picture depicting the stock market with the caption “stonks.” Are you "stonks", or "not stonks"? (1,223 words) - [It’s Not Just For Your Old Man: Early-Age Onset Colorectal Cancer Expl](/content/blogs/dude-blog/early-age-onset-colorectal-cancer/index.html): In case you missed it, we teamed up with Fight Colorectal Cancer, a nonprofit leading the charge against CRC. The number of new CRC cases in adults under 50 has been increasing since the mid-90s. A colonoscopy may not be the most pleasant way to spend an afternoon, but it’s a small price to pay for peace of mind. (1,234 words) - [It’s Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. Here’s What Every Dude Needs t](/content/blogs/dude-blog/it-s-colorectal-cancer-awareness-month-here-s-what-every-dude-needs-to-know.html): March is National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, so we’re pausing our regularly scheduled potty coverage to get you up to speed. According to the American Cancer Society, about 1 in 23 men will battle colorectal cancer at some point in their lives. Luckily, this disease is largely preventable and early screening ca (1,412 words) - [10 Ways A Dude Can Get Rid of Stinky Feet](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-get-rid-of-stinky-feet/index.html): Foot odor, known as Bromodosis, plagues between 10-15% of humans. Smelly feet can be a symptom of more serious problems like Athlete's Foot and fungal infections. Unfortunately, there is a long list of causes for stinky feet and an even longer list of solutions. We have you covered with our guide to end foot odor. (1,367 words) - [How to Get Rid of Bruises](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-get-rid-of-bruises/index.html): It doesn't matter how a bruise happened, the worst is always assumed. The dark and ugly contusions are inevitable but we can optimize the healing process. A result of broken blood capillaries, bruises form after injury. Before we cover bruise-healing, let's understand the biological process underneath the skin's surfac (1,332 words) - [It's All About that Glow: How to Prevent Dehydrated Skin](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dehydrated-skin/index.html): Your skin is the largest and most visible organ and should be treated with care. Learn the differences between dehydrated skin and dry skin in our latest skin care guide to see what you can do to keep your skin silky and smooth. (1,420 words) - [How to Cure Jock Itch](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-cure-jock-itch/index.html): Jock itch, or tinea cruris, tends to plague the athletic among us, along with a few other demographics. Read on to mitigate your risk factors and how to finally cure the dreaded jock itch. (1,582 words) - [The GameStop Frenzy is a Giant Middle Finger to Wall Street](/content/blogs/dude-blog/gamestop/index.html): Want to get caught up on the GameStop stock frenzy to talk about it with your friends? Read our in-depth explainer and get caught up on what the stonks are all about. (1,403 words) - [When are frequent bowel movements a problem?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/frequent-bowel-movements/index.html): Some guys aren’t fortunate enough to have regular bowel movements—and if you’re reading this, chances are you’re one of them. Read our latest post on frequent bowel movements to learn when to know if you're pooping too much. (1,215 words) - [The Best Men’s Skin Care Routine Is the One You’ll Actually Do](/content/blogs/dude-blog/mens-skin-care-routine/index.html): The secret to a solid men’s skincare routine doesn’t involve 12 steps, expensive gadgets, or anything prescription. Far from it: for keeping both blemishes and fine lines at bay, simple is better. Check out our in-depth skincare guide to develop a quick and easy routine that works for you. (2,601 words) - [How to Wipe Your Butt: A Brutally Honest Guide for Adults](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-wipe-your-butt/index.html): Have you been wiping your butt wrong your entire life? Here's how to wipe your butt the right way so can achieve maximum freshness and minimal damage to your sensitive sides. (1,555 words) - [Can the Anabolic Diet Really Give You Steroid-Like Gains?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/anabolic-diet/index.html): Your body needs calories to preserve muscle tissue, but too many calories can result in packing on extra pounds. The anabolic diet is designed to rewire your metabolism, so you burn fat for fuel without starving yourself. Bye bye, beer belly. (1,363 words) - [How to Keep Your Body Fresh 24/7 (Hint: It's Not Soap)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/body-wipes/index.html): You just finished your mid-day deuce, and you gaze into the mirror. Why is your face so damn shiny? It looks like you just smeared burger grease all over yourself. Now what? We have the answer: DUDE Body Wipes. (1,324 words) - [The Science of Why Your Poop Smells So Bad](/content/blogs/dude-blog/why-does-poop-smell/index.html): We’re proud to announce there’s hope on the frontier of neutralizing the smell of your bowel movements. But first, we need to understand why poop stinks in the first place. (1,389 words) - [The Dude’s Guide to Mustache Grooming](/content/blogs/dude-blog/mustache-grooming/index.html): Welcome to the mustache grooming club — your upper lip is about to enjoy its first of hopefully many 15 minutes of fame. Read on to learn everything you need to know about keeping that mustache looking tight. (1,542 words) - [Blood When You Wipe? Here Are 9 Common Causes of Rectal Bleeding](/content/blogs/dude-blog/blood-when-wiping/index.html): Blood when wiping is usually caused by bleeding in the lower GI tract (your rectum and anus). The two most common causes of blood when wiping are hemorrhoids and anal fissures. (1,660 words) - [Is Soy Face an Innocent Meme or an Extremist Insult?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/soy-face/index.html): Creepy, gross, embarrassing, unnecessary—these are just a few words to describe Soy Face. So what exactly is Soy Face? (1,187 words) - [What Should Be In A Man's Grooming Kit?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/mens-grooming-kit/index.html): A man's grooming kit needs to hold a complete set of whatever you require to get yourself washed, trimmed, deodorized, moisturized, and generally decent-smelling and presentable. Check out our complete guide for what to put in your men's grooming kit. (1,714 words) - [How to Manscape Every Body Part](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-manscape/index.html): We knew we had to create an ultimate manscaping guide. Whether you’re trimming the hedges to reduce irritation, show off your muscles, or make your dick look bigger, you’ll learn how to make your manscaping routine as painless as possible. (1,618 words) - [How to Shave Your Balls Without a Trip to the Emergency Room](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-shave-your-balls/index.html): Pull your scrotum skin taut. With your dominant hand, slowly guide your razor blade downward. using short, gentle strokes. Once you’ve shaved your whole sack, rinse with cold water to minimize the risk of ingrown hairs. (1,475 words) - [How to Put an End to Sweaty Balls](/content/blogs/dude-blog/sweaty-balls/index.html): Why are your nether regions constantly drenched in sweat? Is there hope? Or are sweaty balls a life sentence? Stay tuned, because we’re about to drop some dude wisdom to help you live life with a pair of fresh balls. (1,270 words) - [The 10 Most Explosively Funny Movie Fart Scenes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/10-funniest-movie-fart-scenes/index.html): Often derided and unfairly critiqued, the fart joke has been looked down upon for decades by elitist film snobs. While the Academy can give Oscars to movies people never see, we can give you a list of the most explosively funny fart scenes in movie history—a much more productive use of our time., Discover & share this talking stan marsh GIF by South Park with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,442 words) - [How to Quit Porn In 3 Steps, According to Science](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-stop-watching-porn/index.html): Quitting porn is hard when it's always one click away. 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(1,604 words) - [The “Man Purse” - Style Statement Or Fashion F-Up?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-man-purse-style-statement-or-fashion-fup/index.html): Call it a “man purse,” “man bag,” even a “murse.” When a guy walks down the street strutting his stuff with all his belongings in a sleek sack rather than stuffed deep in his pockets, he’s upping his fashion game...or at least he’s trying, Discover & share this Star Trek GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Animated GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,172 words) - [THE DUDE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR WORKING FROM HOME](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-dude-survival-guide-for-working-from-home/index.html): The traditional workday has gone kaput and we’ve started a new era of working from home. For some, remote working might be a gift from the heavens. 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(1,450 words) - [How To Get Rid Of Those Pesky Tan Lines](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-get-rid-of-those-pesky-tan-lines/index.html): Summer is here and that means getting some good color in the sun. Sure, the “Quarantine 15” may make our Speedos somewhat snug, but getting into the great outdoors is way more fun than sitting at home growing a spare tire. The slimming effect of a tan can also help mask all those burritos you’ve been putting down while working from home., Discover & share this Heidi Montag GIF by The Hills with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Season 10 Episode 3 GIF by Friends with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this hey arnold nicksplat GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Season 10 Episode 3 GIF by Friends with everyone you know. 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GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,087 words) - [The Return of DUDE Wipes Mint Chill](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-return-of-dude-wipes-mint-chill/index.html): DUDE Wipes Mint Chill are back on the shelves, get yours now before word hits the street! (643 words) - [Gus Duggerton Is the Hero the Internet Needed During Quarantine](/content/blogs/dude-blog/gus-duggerton-coach-duggs/index.html): The most popular coach in college sports right now isn't a real person. We're talking about Gus Duggerton (AKA Coach Duggs), the brainchild of Barstool's Dan Katz. Read about the rise of #DuggsNation. (1,287 words) - [Have Dad Jokes Gone From Corny To Kinda Cool?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/have-dad-jokes-gone-from-corny-to-kinda-cool/index.html): Before having kids, guys who think they’re the next Kevin Hart are all about cracking jokes, and the raunchier, the better. If kids are in the room, their parents cup their hands over their innocent ears, hoping they aren’t exposed to the Andrew Dice Clay of it all., Discover & share this Full House Flirting GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Sarcastic Tonight Show GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Craig Benzine GIF by Wheezy Waiter with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,224 words) - [Here’s What Happens During an Armpit Detox](/content/blogs/dude-blog/armpit-detox-men/index.html): Forget charcoal face masks and juice cleanses. People (including dudes) are detoxing their armpits. Is this another health fad? Or a necessary step to purge your body of deadly toxins? (1,263 words) - [How to Have Shower Sex Without Killing Yourself](/content/blogs/dude-blog/shower-sex-positions/index.html): Shower sex is generally perceived as a high-risk, low-reward endeavor. But with the right preparation and positions, it can be an invigorating experience for you and your partner., Discover & share this shower speak low GIF by Speak Low If You Speak Love with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this shower finger guns GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,420 words) - [The Never-ending DUDE Debate: Boobs vs. Butts](/content/blogs/dude-blog/boobs-vs-butts/index.html): This blog explores the eternally fierce debate a fierce debate between the preference of two female body parts. Boobs or butts. We'll attempt to referee an impossible debate and get to an answer mankind can live with. (1,109 words) - [How To Evict Those Blackheads Living On your Nose](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-remove-blackheads-on-your-nose/index.html): Blackheads are basically the opposite of beauty marks. Those dark dots on your nose make you look worse than you want to, and your self-confidence dips thanks to this dermatological dilemma., Discover & share this Justin Bieber Reaction GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this skin acne GIF by Lolcodybond with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this hairy austin powers GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this sandra lee si GIF by DKISS with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,246 words) - [El Pres Drops Exclusive Discount Code for the DUDE Wiper 1000](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wiper-1000-bidet-discount-code-barstool-dave-portnoy.html): The DUDE Wiper 1000 made a special appearance on Dave Portnoy's One Bite Pizza Reviews, and El Pres even dropped an exclusive discount code! Check out the full video here. (686 words) - [Should Men Embrace the Moose Knuckle? (AKA the Ball Meat Sandwich)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/moose-knuckle/index.html): “Moose knuckle” is a slang term for the visible outline of a dude’s genitals through his clothes. It’s named after the contours around the balls, which look like the cloven hoof of a moose. a moose knuckle usually appears when your shorts or pants fit too tight around your package. (1,508 words) - [What's the Difference Between Sunblock and sunscreen?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/sunblock-vs-sunscreen/index.html): Unlike sunscreen, sunblock (sometimes known as mineral sunscreen) doesn’t absorb the rays, but actually blocks them from ever reaching the skin. If you’re confused, you’re not alone, but it’s not as complicated as it seems. (1,192 words) - [The “Potato Diet” - This Spuds For You?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-potato-diet-this-spuds-for-you/index.html): Before jumping to conclusions, let’s delve into the potato diet. Sounds bland, and it sure is. We’re not talking Pringles, tater tots, and McDonald’s french fries, but plain cooked potatoes, nothing more, nothing less, and nothing interesting. Even if you make mashed potatoes, they’re not the kind you’re thinking of., Discover & share this Mean Girls Whatever GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Drawing Potato GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Dieting Kirstie Alley GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this image everyone GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,381 words) - [Is Everything Cake?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/is-everything-cake-meme-explained/index.html): After a BuzzFeed video of a chef's hyper-realistic cake art went viral, the "is it cake?" meme took over the internet. Now everyone is paranoid that the whole world is cake. You can't make this up. (1,101 words) - [Going Commando Feels Amazing...Until It Doesn't](/content/blogs/dude-blog/going-commando/index.html): It's estimated that between 5% and 7% of men are going commando every day. Ditching your underwear might feel delightful. But is it good for your health? We did the research so you can make an informed decision. (1,663 words) - [Dear Kelly Ripa: Yes, Women Can Use DUDE Wipes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/can-women-use-dude-wipes-kelly-ripa/index.html): In the midst of a toilet paper crisis, Kelly Ripa asked an important question: Can women use DUDE Wipes? We're in the business of keeping all butts fresh, so the answer is a resounding YES. (1,064 words) - [How to Successfully Slide into the DMs (with examples)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-slide-into-dms/index.html): Our comprehensive guide to DM sliding will help you decide what to say and how to say it with examples from dudes who actually had success. As the rapper Yo Gotti famously said, “It goes down in the DM.” (1,672 words) - [The Stanky Weight Loss Question: Does Farting Burn Calories?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-stanky-weight-loss-question-does-farting-burn-calories.html): Flatulence is a rare accident for some and a constant grind for others. For those that fart a lot, or maybe just smoke too much weed, a curious question is eventually asked: Does farting burn calories? It's a complicated question for a complex process, so let's explore what is happening to the average person passing gas., Discover & share this fart GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this nuclear explosion GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,098 words) - [About To Get Snipped? Here’s The Vasectomy Recovery Rundown](/content/blogs/dude-blog/about-to-get-snipped-heres-the-vasectomy-recovery-rundown.html): The thought of the “big snip” understandably makes guys cringe, but it’s not as horrifying as you might assume. Sure, the word “vasectomy” isn’t something that just rolls off the tongue, but it’s relatively common, and generally fool-proof. 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(1,189 words) - [Over the Counter Viagra vs. Direct to Consumer: What’s the Difference?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/over-the-counter-viagra/index.html): You won't be able to get Viagra over the counter, but that doesn't mean getting a prescription is hard (no pun intended). Here's what to do if you want erectile dysfunction meds without the awkward doctor's visit. (1,138 words) - [9 Reasons Why You Have Itchy Balls & How To Cure Them](/content/blogs/dude-blog/itchy-balls/index.html): Itchy balls got you scratching in public? Learn what could be causing the itch and how you can give your plums some relief. (1,508 words) - [How to Use a Bidet: A Beginner’s Guide to Every Type of Bidet](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-use-a-bidet/index.html): 1. Wipe away any excess poop. 2. Aim the bidet nozzle toward your butt. 3. Choose your desired water pressure. 4. Spray your butt for 30-60 seconds. 5. Finish with a maintenance wipe, if necessary. (1,634 words) - [Announcing the 1st Ever Human vs. Bear Hot Dog Eating Contest](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-first-ever-human-vs-bear-hot-dog-eating-contest.html): On July 2nd at 12 PM ET (617 words) - [TMZ EXCLUSIVE: Poop Johnson Joins DUDE Nation](/content/blogs/dude-blog/poop-johnson-dude-wipes/index.html): TMZ reported professional football player Corey "Poop" Johnson has teamed up with DUDE Wipes. (976 words) - [Having a Beer Belly Could Be Deadlier Than Smoking Cigarettes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/beer-belly/index.html): There could be some serious trouble lurking beneath your beer belly. How can you get rid of your beer belly? Is it genetic? The answers might surprise you. (1,245 words) - [How Barstool's Finest Prepare to Eat More Than A Bear](/content/blogs/dude-blog/barstools-finest-prepare-to-eat-more-than-bear/index.html): We are hours away from seeing nature's champion declared at the Barstool Hot Dog Eating Contest. Barstool has released some behind the scenes footage in the lead up to the contest showing how PFT, KFC, and Brandon Walker are gearing up for the main event. There's no playbook for an eating contest with a bear, so the bo (677 words) - [Why Is the Internet Obsessed With Ahegao (That Weird O-Face)?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/ahegao/index.html): The internet can't get enough of girls rolling their eyes and sticking their tongues out, and there's a name for it: ahegao. What's the story behind this sexually charged facial expression? (1,153 words) - [Jason Dufner Re-ups With DUDE Products](/content/blogs/dude-blog/jason-dufner-dude-products-2020/index.html): Today we're announcing an expansion of our partnership with major champion and five-time PGA TOUR winner Jason Dufner. Duf will be sporting DUDE headwear starting at the 2020 Sony Open (758 words) - [Have You Encountered a ‘Karen?’ Study the Meme Before She Calls the Ma](/content/blogs/dude-blog/karen-meme-speak-to-manager/index.html): You know a Karen when you see one: she'd like to speak to the manager. How did the Karen meme start? And what should you do if you encounter a Karen in real life? (1,460 words) - [Listen to El Pres and Barstool Radio Talk DUDE Wipes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/listen-to-el-presidente-and-barstool-radio-talk-dude-wipes.html): Flushable wipes took center stage on Barstool Radio when El Presidente was introduced to the men's flushable wipes movement sweeping the globe. (606 words) - [How to Deal with Ingrown Hairs](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-deal-with-ingrown-hairs/index.html): Ingrown hairs are a hassle. They feel bad, look worse, and it seems like no matter what you try, those little suckers just won’t sprout out., Discover & share this Nicholas Cage Reaction GIF by reactionseditor with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this shaving GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this tymberlee hill wax GIF by HULU with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this hipster beard GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,423 words) - [Razor Bumps: A Rough Road You Can Steer Clear Of](/content/blogs/dude-blog/razor-bumps-a-rough-road-you-can-steer-clear-of/index.html): A clean shave looks neat and fresh, and lots of guys love the stubble-free smoothness. But when razor bumps (some call it razor burn) make a mess of it all, that 5 o’clock shadow suddenly seems a lot sexier., Discover & share this Happy Hour Ma GIF by #MAmovie with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Kelly Clarkson Reaction GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Big Pun Man GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,279 words) - [How To Ask A Girl Out](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-ask-a-girl-out/index.html): You’ve been eyeing someone special. It’s becoming more and more difficult to be in her presence without wondering what it would be like if she would even entertain the idea of dating you. Whenever you see her, your heart skips a beat and you try to act cool. (1,475 words) - [Here’s the Best Way to Reheat Pizza (Plus 3 Other Options)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/best-way-to-reheat-pizza/index.html): Before you put your leftover pie in the microwave, check out these three science-backed methods and discover the best way to reheat pizza. Say goodbye to soggy once and for all. (1,300 words) - [Feeling Bloated? Don’t Let That Belly Bum You Out](/content/blogs/dude-blog/feeling-bloated-dont-let-that-belly-bum-you-out/index.html): Just when you were feeling slim, you suddenly feel like you swallowed a balloon. Your stomach feels tender and protrudes like you’re pregnant. As a guy, this should alarming, to say the least., Discover & share this Chris Pratt Oh Snap GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Season 7 Episode 24 GIF by The Simpsons with everyone you know. 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(1,202 words) - [Could a Prostate Massage Be the Most Magical Thing You Experience This](/content/blogs/dude-blog/prostate-massage/index.html): Over the past decade, there's been a surge in sales for a specific kind of sex toy: prostate massagers. If you've never had a prostate massage, here's everything you need to know to prepare. (1,282 words) - [Kegel Exercises for Men: Your Essential Guide](/content/blogs/dude-blog/kegel-exercises-for-men/index.html): Kegel exercises strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, which are essential for the health of your bladder, bowels, prostate, and more. If you do Kegel exercises every day, you can expect to see results in about six weeks. (1,492 words) - [How To Know If A Girl Likes You](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-know-if-a-girl-likes-you/index.html): You will know when a girl likes you if you perk up and pay attention. The telltale signs are easy to spot, but it takes some scoping out to get the scoop. (1,142 words) - [Is It Normal to Have Wet Dreams as an Adult?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/wet-dreams/index.html): Wet dreams are a mysterious and messy phenomenon. We'll explain how wet dreams happen and if it's normal to have wet dreams as an adult in this post. You'll also learn what nocturnal emissions say about your sexual health, and how you can minimize the mess. (1,111 words) - [How to Get Rid of a Hickey (You’re Welcome)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey/index.html): You probably don’t want your bedroom bruises on display. We scoured medical journals and makeup blogs to create this guide to getting rid of hickeys. (1,366 words) - [Why Spooning Is the Ultimate Relationship Hack](/content/blogs/dude-blog/spooning/index.html): Before you blow cash on dates, consider that the best relationship hack might be as simple as laying in bed with them. We're talking about spooning. (1,668 words) - [Do Condoms Actually Expire?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/do-condoms-actually-expire/index.html): Are expiration dates on condoms just a scare tactic or are they legit? Learn the answer to this question and more in our latest post. (1,314 words) - [How To Break Up With Someone Without Drama Or Death Threats](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-break-up-with-someone-without-drama-or-death-threats.html): Going through a break up is a bumpy ride. The person who gets “kicked to the curb” is worse off than the one doing the dumping, but both parties aren’t exactly on cloud nine when it all goes down. (1,206 words) - [Are Guys Really Still Wearing Tighty Whities?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/tighty-whities/index.html): It's been nearly a century since tighty whities hit the market. Are they doomed to become extinct? Or is there potential for a comeback? (1,354 words) - [DUDE Products Is Teaming Up With Mavs Gaming](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-products-is-teaming-up-with-mavs-gaming/index.html): Not content to just partner with boss pro athletes, we're officially entering the e-sports arena by partnering with Mavs Gaming for the 2020 season. The Mavs Gaming team consists of some of the best NBA 2K gamers in the world and are owned by Mark Cuban (who you may have heard kinda likes us). We'll be the official gam (756 words) - [Here Are 6 Foods That Help You Stay Erect](/content/blogs/dude-blog/foods-that-help-you-stay-erect/index.html): 1 out of every 4 dudes has trouble getting "it" up. These penis superfoods aren't exactly the blue pill, but they can help wake up your wang. (1,372 words) - [Should You Worry About Your Widow’s Peak Hairline?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/widows-peak/index.html): We've got the full scoop on what's up with widow's peak hairlines: Why we have them, how they relate to baldness, and the story behind the name. (1,190 words) - [‘Big Dick Energy’ Is Definitely Still a Thing. But Do You Have It?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/big-dick-energy-bde/index.html): It's been almost two years since 'Big Dick Energy' (BDE) took social media by storm. It's still one of the best compliments you can give. But what is it? Do you have it? (1,132 words) - [Dave Portnoy Is the First Person on Earth with the DUDE Wiper 1000](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wiper-1000-bidet-dave-portnoy-barstool/index.html): The DUDE Wiper 1000 made its debut on Dave Portnoy's unboxing livestream, just minutes after we kicked off the pre-sale for this lean, mean, poop-destroying machine. Check out the unboxing video. (649 words) - [Do Guys Actually Spend More Time on the Toilet Than Girls?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/time-on-toilet/index.html): It's widely accepted that ladies spend more time on the toilet than guys. But new data is changing the narrative of the toilet time debate. (1,286 words) - [Let’s Take a Long, Hard Look at Dick Pics](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dick-pics/index.html): Dick pics are everywhere. But before you press "send," let's consider when (if ever) to send them, and how to make your member stand out. (1,280 words) - [Hangnails? Hell No — Here’s How to Prevent Them](/content/blogs/dude-blog/hangnails-hell-no-heres-how-to-prevent-them/index.html): Unsightly? Check. Annoying? You betcha. But despite the “nail” part of the word, it’s really the dry skin that’s causing the fugliness. These jagged little bits of skin just can’t stay put, so they pop out and cause problems. Among Jay-Z’s 99 problems, hangnails are probably in the top 50. (1,196 words) - [Millions of Dudes Shave Their Chest Hair. Should You?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/should-you-shave-chest-hair/index.html): Dudes are shaving their tress-covered chests to start a fur-free revolution. Ready to reach for that razor? Here are four points to consider before you chop your chest wig. (1,308 words) - [Does Alcohol After Workouts Ruin Gym Gains?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/booze-ruins-gym-gains/index.html): Learn what you need to do in order to keep your gains at the gym while partying like the animal you are. (1,393 words) - [Going for a Run? Get Ready to Crap Yourself (Maybe)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/runners-diarrhea/index.html): What exactly are runner’s trots? Read this post to find that out, as well as what causes runners trots and how to prevent them. (1,504 words) - [What’s Up With Whiskey Dick?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/whats-up-with-whiskey-dick/index.html): Racking up a big bar tab only to find yourself fumbling your dong and whispering, “This never happens,” is nothing short of devastating. So, how do you circumnavigate this sexual train wreck? (1,339 words) - [Sharts: 4 Common Causes and How to Handle a Shart Attack](/content/blogs/dude-blog/sharting/index.html): “Shart” is a slang term for accidentally pooping when you fart. Also called a wet fart, this happens if you try to pass gas too aggressively. (1,837 words) - [Guys Are Freaking Out About ‘Low T.’ Is It Legit?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/guys-are-freaking-out-about-low-t-is-it-legit/index.html): Find out what science says about male testosterone trends, and what you can do to maintain your testosterone levels. (1,395 words) - [Let’s Talk About The Gooch: Your Most Neglected Body Part](/content/blogs/dude-blog/lets-talk-about-your-gooch/index.html): “Gooch” is a slang term for your perineum: the small patch of skin located between your ball sack and anus. This skin is super sensitive and has a ton of nerve endings, hence its fame as an erogenous zone. (1,695 words) - [The Truth About No Nut November: History, Health, and Hilarious Tweets](/content/blogs/dude-blog/no-nut-november/index.html): No Nut November has amassed a cult-like following over the past decade. Maybe you're a participant. But why is it so popular? And is it healthy? (1,178 words) - [Jelqing: The Viral Penis “Workout” That Doctors Hate](/content/blogs/dude-blog/jelqing/index.html): Jelqing is a penis stretching technique that can (allegedly) increase your penis length and girth. It involves repeatedly pulling your semi-erect penis to elongate the tissue. The idea is that by creating micro-tears in the penile tissue, new cells will grow back, leading to more size. (1,566 words) - [Trying to Get Rid of Blackheads? You're Doing It All Wrong](/content/blogs/dude-blog/get-rid-of-blackheads/index.html): We distilled our research into a three-step daily skin care routine easy enough for a fourth grader to follow., Discover & share this Dj Khaled Wash Your Face GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,319 words) - [Grower vs. Shower Formula: Grab Your Tape Measure (and Your Penis)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/grower-vs-shower/index.html): A "grower" is a penis that increases by more than 56% when it goes from soft to hard, while a shower’s penis increases by less than 36%. (1,438 words) - [If You Don’t Have Morning Wood, You Might Have a Health Problem](/content/blogs/dude-blog/morning-wood/index.html): Doctors say healthy men should wake up with an erection almost every day. But what if you don't? Here's everything you need to know about morning wood. (1,280 words) - [Is Blue Balls A Thing? Sort Of](/content/blogs/dude-blog/blue-balls/index.html): Did you know Marvin Gaye’s hit single, "Sexual Healing," was originally written as an ode to blue balls, as Marvin sought relief from his girl? I mean, check out the lyrics: I can't hold it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger And when I get that feeling I want sexual healing Just kidding. But seriously, blue (1,163 words) - [How to Make Yourself Burp: Everything You Need to Know](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-burp/index.html): In order to master burping, you’ll need the scoop on the science. Learn three techniques for giving your best belching performance. (1,484 words) - [Your Unibrow: Remove It or Rock It?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/get-rid-of-unibrow/index.html): Unibrows seem to be a universal turn off for women. But before you de-brow yourself, consider the men who embrace forehead fuzz., Discover & share this eyebrows unibrow GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,300 words) - [The Myth of the (Male) Multiple Orgasm](/content/blogs/dude-blog/refractory-period-male-orgasm/index.html): Is it actually possible for guys to have back to back orgasms? To answer that question, you have to understand what the refractory period is. Learn all about it here. (1,215 words) - [Why Are People Binge-Watching Pimple Popping Videos?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/pimple-popping-videos/index.html): Over the past five years, the demand for pimple popping videos has skyrocketed. As it turns out, there's a psychological reason why people are obsessed with them. (1,199 words) - [How to Make Yourself Fart: 5 Techniques Backed by Science](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-make-yourself-fart/index.html): Here’s how make yourself fart on command: Lie down flat and pull your legs towards your head. Relax your rectum and let the air seep in slowly. Wait until you feel a fart forming in your gut. Let ‘er rip (1,450 words) - [Why Does Coffee Make You Poop?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/why-coffee-makes-you-poop/index.html): Studies have shown coffee can cause contractions in the colon that lead to pooping. But what is it in coffee that causes this reaction? Find out the latest science on coffee related bowel movements and what you can do to fight coffee poops in this post. (1,538 words) - [Why Don't Americans Use Bidets?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/why-dont-americans-use-bidets/index.html): Find out what exactly bidets are and why they haven't caught on in America when they are used nearly everywhere else in the world. By the end of this post you'll know way more about bidets than you ever thought you would. (994 words) - [Do You Suffer From Polished Anus Syndrome?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/do-you-suffer-from-pas-syndrome/index.html): Polished Anus Syndrome is a relatively recent phenomenon that affects up to 5% of Americans, especially men and middle-aged folks. In this post, we'll explain what PAS is, why more people are getting it, and what you can do to prevent yourself from joining them. (1,389 words) - [How to Prevent the Dreaded Spicy Butt](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-prevent-the-dreaded-spicy-butt/index.html): No one likes a burning butt during a particularly painful poop. Find out what to do to prevent the dreaded spicy butt. (1,055 words) - [8 Reasons to Never Buy Toilet Paper Again](/content/blogs/dude-blog/8-reasons-to-never-buy-toilet-paper-again/index.html): It’s long overdue for humanity to take a stand against toilet paper. If you’re still on Team Toilet Paper, these eight points will give you more than enough evidence to pitch your primitive wiping material. (1,387 words) - [The History of Butt Wiping: From the Stone Age to the Golden Age](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-history-of-wiping/index.html): Take a trip down the annals of anal hygiene history to learn about your ancestors’ struggles to achieve a clean butthole. (1,361 words) - [What's The Deal With Serial Public Poopers?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/whats-the-deal-with-serial-public-poopers/index.html): There's been a growing number of serial public pooping mysteries crapping up across the world. We'll explore the deranged psychology behind serial public pooping, and recount just three of the most infamous cases. (1,426 words) - [Itchy Butthole: 11 Common Causes + Tips to Get Relief](/content/blogs/dude-blog/itchy-butthole/index.html): The most common causes of an itchy butthole include sweat, poor hygiene, and skin conditions like dermatitis. To get relief from an itchy butthole, try wiping with wet wipes instead of dry toilet paper. (1,601 words) - [DUDE Wipes Returns to NASCAR at Bristol Motor Speedway](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-returns-to-nascar-at-bristol/index.html): DUDE Products has partnered with the the Go Fas Racing (GFR) team again to make our 2019 NASCAR debut this weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway, also known as "The Last Great Colosseum." Our first go around the track with the GFR was last year at the Gander Outdoors 400 at Pocono Raceway.   We're thrilled to be aboard the (872 words) - [The Prison Workout Plan: How to Train Like a Convict](/content/blogs/dude-blog/the-prison-workout-plan-how-to-train-like-a-convict.html): We're breaking down the ultimate prison workout plan so you can get the results without serving the time—or joining a gym or buying equipment. (1,580 words) - [PGA Tour Pro, "Marketing Genius" Jason Dufner Joins DUDE Nation](/content/blogs/dude-blog/pga-tour-pro-jason-dufner-joins-dude-nation/index.html): DUDE Products announced today a partnership with five-time PGA TOUR winner and major champion Jason Dufner. Dufner will represent DUDE and its flagship product, DUDE Wipes, on the PGA TOUR in 2019. DUDE is a fast-growing men’s hygiene company that markets body wipes, face wipes, and body powder in addition to DUDE Wipes. (760 words) - [If You’re Reading This, You Need to Eat More Fiber](/content/blogs/dude-blog/you-need-to-eat-more-fiber/index.html): Between the rise of fast food and the slow death of cooking, fiber has been kicked to the curb in the average person's diet. Find out why you need to eat more fiber and get easy ways to add it to your diet in this post. (1,579 words) - [6 Reasons Your Farts Smell So Bad (And How to Tame Them)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/why-do-your-farts-smell-so-bad/index.html): The average person passes gas 14 times a day—that’s 105 billion farts around the world every day. We'll show you the three factors that contribute to ghastly gas and how to reduce your fart output. (1,563 words) - [Social Media Influencers Dave Chappelle & John Mayer Review Dude Wipes](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dave-chapelle-john-mayer-endorse-dude-wipes/index.html): Dave Chappelle has never done a commercial or publicly endorsed a product, until now. Check out Dave Chappelle endorsing DUDE Wipes with best bud John Mayer. (770 words) - [Are You a Simp? Just Ask the Teenagers on TikTok](/content/blogs/dude-blog/are-you-a-simp-tik-tok-meme-explained/index.html): According to today's teenagers, if you've ever been remotely nice to a woman without getting sex in return, you're a simp. Get the full scoop on the history and meaning of this TikTok meme. (1,195 words) - [You Could Earn $40 Every Time You Poop (and Maybe Save a Life)](/content/blogs/dude-blog/get-paid-to-donate-stool/index.html): Your poop might save someone's life, and earn you some quick cash. But stool banks don't accept just any poop. Think you've got what it takes to be a stool donor? Here's everything you need to know about donating poop. (1,185 words) - [agents-md.html](/content/agents-md.html) (511 words) - [Have You Ever Pooped Yourself at the Gym?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/pooping-at-the-gym/index.html): We address a common phenomenon: having an accident at the gym. Whether it’s a fart, shart, or full on evacuation, there are a lot of fitness freaks who have had an incident while working out. In this post we’ll explain why this is and what you can do about it, so you never have to cancel your gym membership due to poop shame., Discover & share this Dance Gym GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this gym fail GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,179 words) - [Brown Card Sample Pack](/content/products/brown-card-sample-pack/index.html): Send a sample pack to a known TP user.  Let them know wetter cleans better by issuing them a Brown card. No more butt penalties. (Limit 1 sample pack per order. Limit 1 sample per email. Offer ends July 20, 2026) (289 words) - [How Weird Is It To Poop In Front Of Your Partner?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/is-it-weird-to-poop-in-front-of-your-partner/index.html): Most people would rather die than poop in front of their partner. But there is a strong contingent who have gotten over this. We show you how to deal with this eternal relationship question in this post., Discover & share this Les Miserables Bathroom GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Toilet Err GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Camping Arnold Schwarzenegger GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Kristen Wiig Running GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,179 words) - [The Shower's Sordid History Has Been Freed From Indoor Plumbing](/content/blogs/dude-blog/sordid-shower-history/index.html): If you read up on the history of showering (please don't), you'll find it kind of sucked until pretty recently, until now. DUDE Products has created the next evolution in showering technology, displaying ingenuity ancient cultures would have fainted at the mere sight of.  The DUDE Shower gives you the freedom to take your shower with you, freeing you from immobile, cumbersome indoor plumbing. (1,078 words) - [Why You Shouldn't Look At Your Phone When You Poop](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dont-look-at-phone-when-you-poop/index.html): While it may seem harmless, looking at your phone on the throne is deceptively dangerous. After reading this post you may be more comfortable staring at your phone while crossing the street than using it on the toilet., Discover & share this pulp fiction art GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,148 words) - [Winter Is Coming, Here's How to Feel Like Life's A Beach All Season Lo](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-powder-tropical-breeze/index.html): This winter you can keep those bright, shiny feelings from summer in the place it matters most — your pants. We'll show you to keep chub rub, swamp ass, and junk funk at bay, no matter the season., Discover & share this Prepare Season 7 GIF by Game of Thrones with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this On Fire What GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this smelly the knocks GIF by Astralwerks with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., GIPHY is the platform that animates your world. Find the GIFs, Clips, and Stickers that make your conversations more positive, more expressive, and more you. (1,213 words) - [Limited Time Drops](/content/collections/limited-time-drops/index.html): America turns 250 this year. We made a shirt about it. The Red, White & 'Poo Tee is a patriotic tie-dye drop built for the 'Merica 250 Tour. We are taking our Poopsicle Truck on tour this summer so snag a limited edition tee to celebrate pooping from sea to shining sea.  NOTE: Pre-order only. Opens 5/26, your order (209 words) - [What Does Your Pee Say About Your Health?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/what-does-your-pee-say-about-health/index.html): Pee offers a (hopefully clear) window into your body's health. There’s a reason why your doctor asks for those pee samples. Find out what you pee means and what you can do to make it the best pee it can be., Discover & share this Urinate Season 8 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this home alone film GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this dog peeing GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,259 words) - [Dupe Wipes Saves NFL From Butt Wipe Scandal](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dupe-wipes-rescues-nfl-from-butt-wiping-epidemic/index.html): Two weeks ago, a butt stuff scandal struck the Jets. Isaiah Crowell, who, after scoring his second touchdown of the game, used the ball to wipe his butt. along with a crap ton of DUDE Wipes, to Isaiah, letting him know we had his back. (1,064 words) - [5 Worst Father’s Day Gifts](/content/blogs/dude-blog/worst-fathers-day-gifts/index.html): Father’s Day tends to be afterthought compared to Mother’s Day, which leads to some awful gifts. Here are the 5 worst gifts you can give your Dad — if you avoid them this year you might not ruin his day., Discover & share this Ryder Cup Golf GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Animation Domination Coffee GIF by gifnews with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,022 words) - [How to Stay Clean in the Wild](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-to-stay-clean-outdoors/index.html): You can now conquer the wild with the DUDE Shower. We are in no way recommending you jump on the glamping badwagon. Humans are meant to be outdoors. The DUDE Shower gives you a fast and effective way stay fresh and feel like it's Day 1 of you're trip. , Discover & share this Brendan Fraser Dancing GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (949 words) - [Your Worst Public Pooping Nightmares](/content/blogs/dude-blog/public-pooping-nightmares/index.html): Read some of the funniest public pooping stories on the web., Discover & share this Winter Solstice Snow GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this food porn steak GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this balloon GIF by Topshelf Records with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Subway Mustard GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,297 words) - [Why Do You Get Your Best Ideas in the Shower?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/ideas-in-the-shower/index.html): The shower is one of those places where we often find the solution to a frustrating problem or have an Aha! moment. There's actually a lot of science to back this up. We'll explain why this is and how you can replicate it on a daily basis with DUDE Shower., Discover & share this shower finger guns GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Drinking Beer GIF by Barstool Sports with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Monty Python Swing Dance GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,228 words) - [Why You're Repulsing Women With Your Bathroom](/content/blogs/dude-blog/your-repulsive-bathroom/index.html): Guys are just straight up filthy. What we think is a clean bathroom probably isn't what a woman might think is clean. If you do these 6 basic things (which take about 15 minutes to do), your bathroom look better than 90% of guy out there. (1,249 words) - [Half of All Dudes Don't Wash Their Faces, What's The Deal?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/half-of-all-dudes-dont-wash-their-faces/index.html): Recent surveys have found that only 46% of men wash their faces, which is just not getting it done guys. We'll explain how often you should wash your face and how to prevent a dry and red face., Discover & share this Sacha Baron Cohen Hotel GIF by filmeditor with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this Toronto Raptors Basketball GIF by NBA with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,133 words) - [DUDE Wipes Shark Tank Update, Where Are We Now?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-shark-tank-update-video/index.html): Since October 16, 2015, the night our Shark Tank episode aired, a lot has happened at DUDE and our partnership with Mark Cuban. Read more to learn what DUDE Nation has been up to. (1,520 words) - [What Happens When You Hold In Your Poop](/content/blogs/dude-blog/what-happens-when-you-hold-poop/index.html): We've all been in the nightmare scenario where you have to hold it. It turns out holding your dumps in is never a good idea, find out why in this post., Discover & share this Holding Back Jim Carrey GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs., Discover & share this poop GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,131 words) - [WHY SCIENCE SAYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOWER EVERY DAY](/content/blogs/dude-blog/shower-every-day/index.html): We were raised to believe we should shower at least once a day. But as far as science is concerned, we shower too much. Learn how much you should be showering every week and why, according to the experts., Discover & share this like GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,024 words) - [Dude Wipes Holiday Sale at Kroger! | Dude Products](/content/pages/dude-wipes-holiday-sale-at-kroger/index.html): Stop by your local Kroger today, and grab some Dude Wipes for only $4.99! These flushable wipes are for the whole family - as featured on Shark Tank. (253 words) - [Here's What Your Poop Says About Your Health](/content/blogs/dude-blog/what-your-poop-says-about-your-health/index.html): Lucky for you we have the answer, and it can be found at the bottom of your toilet bowl. It turns out your “butt goop” can tell you a lot about how healthy you are., Discover & share this John Goodman Reaction GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,471 words) - [Got a Shy Bladder? We’ve Got 5 Tips to Get Things Flowing](/content/blogs/dude-blog/guys-pee-shy/index.html): We envision a world in which DUDEs can approach any toilet with confidence. Accordingly, we investigated the potential causes of paruresis and put together some handy tips to help you pee peacefully. (1,640 words) - [How Often Do Dudes Need To Wash Their Hair?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/how-often-men-should-wash-hair/index.html): Learn exactly what shampoo does to your mair and how often you should wash your hair, no matter if you have a buzz cut or look like The Dude., Discover & share this thick GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. (1,008 words) - [DUDE & DUDE Wipes Logos](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-dude-wipes-logos/index.html): DUDE LOGOS (EPS VECTOR) https://www.dropbox.com/s/e1wcgitx4tb6xxg/DUDE%20LOGOs%20%28All%20Colors%29.eps DUDE WIPES LOGOS (PDF VECTOR) https://www.dropbox.com/s/hjgiv4uq74ematt/DUDE%20WIPE%20VECTOR-LOGOS.pdf DUDE LOGOS (PDF VECTOR) https://www.dropbox.com/s/ng2chj3ycirh96b/DUDE%20LOGOs%20%28All%20Colors%29.pdf DUDE LOGO (535 words) - [The Courtesy Flush Is the Most Underrated Bathroom Power Move](/content/blogs/dude-blog/chris-pratt-courtesy-flush/index.html): Learn the art (and science) behind the courtesy flush from luminaries such as Chris Pratt, Tom Arnold, and Butters Scotch. Ignore the haters and respect your fellow man with a well-timed courtesy flush. (1,440 words) - [Best Sellers](/content/collections/featured-products/index.html) (209 words) - [dude wipes - Mint
Chill](/content/products/dude-wipes-mint-chill/index.html) (874 words) - [Dude Wipes Flushable Wipes for Adults | Vitamin E & Aloe](/content/products/dude-wipes/index.html): Designed for a cleaner feeling than dry TP. Extra large, flushable and septic safe, made with water and plant-based ingredients, and free of parabens and dyes. (2,059 words) - [DUDE Blog](/content/blogs/dude-blog/index.html) (341 words) - [LiL' DUDE Wipes 99% Water Flushable Wipes | Potty Training & Beyond](/content/products/lil-dude-wipes/index.html): LiL' DUDE Wipes have your kid's back (and butt). Hypoallergenic, 99% water and plant based ingredients, and dermatologically tested for an ultra gentle clean. (2,200 words) - [dude wipes - Shea Butter 
Smooth](/content/products/dude-wipes-shea-butter-smooth/index.html) (876 words) - [DUDE Grooming](/content/blogs/grooming/index.html): Get our latest no nonsense tips to looking and feeling your best. Learn what leading experts and the DUDE community is saying about what you can do to always look and feel fresh. (278 words) - [Are Meat Sweats Real? Dudes Say Yes. Doctors Say Maybe.](/content/blogs/dude-blog/meat-sweats/index.html): “Meat sweats” is a slang term for excessive sweating during or after you eat meat. The phenomenon is caused by the thermic effect of food, which increases body temperature during digestion. (1,938 words) - [DUDE Health](/content/blogs/health/index.html): Get our latest no nonsense tips to feeling your best. Learn what leading experts and the DUDE community is saying about what you can do to be the healthiest DUDE on the block. (215 words) - [The 10 Most Epic Poop Scenes in Movie History](/content/blogs/dude-blog/epic-poop-scenes/index.html): We got together at DUDE headquarters to bring you the best in colorectal cinema. This is what we consider to be the 10 most epic poop scenes ever captured on film. (1,373 words) - [DUDE Wipes Flushable Travel Wipes | Pocket Packs, Singles, & More](/content/products/dude-wipes-travelpacks/index.html): DUDE Wipes travel wipes for on-the-go when you got to go. Hypoallergenic, 99% water and plant-based ingredients, and free of parabens and dyes. (1,703 words) - [Are You Overdue for a Maintenance Wipe?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/art-of-the-maintenance-wipe/index.html): The maintenance wipe has become an essential weapon in any DUDE's bathroom arsenal. As much as we hate to admit it, we can't always execute the perfect wipe. Here are three scenarios where a maintenance wipe can be life saver. (1,195 words) - [DUDE Wipes on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Hilarious Video Commerical](/content/blogs/dude-blog/dude-wipes-on-rob-dyrdeks-fantasy-factory/index.html): Read the inside story on how one of the most ridiculous moments in MTV history came to be when DUDE Wipes appeared On Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory. (911 words) - [What Is A DUDE To Do About Colorectal Cancer?](/content/blogs/dude-blog/what-is-a-dude-to-do-about-colorectal-cancer/index.html): Why should a young DUDE care about colon cancer? According to the New York Times, there has been a sharp increase in colorectal cancer in adults as young as 20 or 30. (1,275 words) - [dude wipes - coffee](/content/products/dude-wipes-coffee/index.html) (871 words) - [Why Toilet Seat Covers Are An Exercise In Futility](/content/blogs/dude-blog/toilet-seat-covers-are-futile/index.html): Toilet seat covers are pointless. Even worse, over half the population is using public bathrooms incorrectly. 57% of people admit they either “pop a squat” or put toilet paper over the seat when using a public bathroom. Learn why this is all wrong in our latest post. (1,025 words) - [How To Conquer Your Hairy Ass](/content/blogs/dude-blog/ass-hair/index.html): This post contains everything you know about grooming your hairy ass. We'll show you what the opposite sex things about hairy asses and the best techniques to deal with it. (1,368 words) - [Ending The Great Toilet Paper Roll Debate](/content/blogs/dude-blog/ending-the-great-toilet-paper-roll-debate/index.html): There's been an eternal debate about how toilet paper should hang on the roll — over or under? We'll give you the full report on which team you should join on this very serious issue. (1,047 words) - [Poop](/content/blogs/poop/index.html) (266 words) - [Cyber Monday Contest](/content/pages/contest/index.html): CYBER monDAY CONTEST We're hooking your ass up for an entire year. 1 Year supply of dude wipes & dude hat = life changed ($140 Value)  , Submit your name and e-mail address to automatically enter! (400 words) - [We're Ending the Work Pit-Check Once and For All](/content/blogs/dude-blog/staying-fresh-at-work/index.html): What if you could take your shower with you, wherever you went? As active, spontaneous DUDES it's hard to predict when we'll have to freshen up. Thoroughly disappointed, we went to the lab to fix this problem once and for all. The result? The DUDE Shower. (976 words) - [I Quit Toilet Paper](/content/pages/i-quit-toilet-paper/index.html) (206 words) - [DUDE News](/content/blogs/news/index.html): Keep up on everything DUDE. (227 words) - [dude wipes - MENTHOLE](/content/products/dude-wipes-menthole/index.html) (871 words) - [dude wipes - herbal
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